My mother can’t talk too much about weightlifting with me. She has a hard time bringing herself to say the word “snatch”. Because, you know. It’s a slang term for a lady’s genitalia. Her love glove. Her ham wallet. Her chamber of secrets.
Everyone who’s ever spent ten minutes inside a CrossFit box* will have heard some of the jokes. If you’re an Olympic weightlifter, you’ll have heard all of the jokes.
“So how good is your snatch?”
“I want to see you hit that snatch hard!”
Right after we reached 100 likes on Facebook we began soliciting the best/worst jokes along this theme that you’ve heard. And you did not disappoint. Engage:
On our Facebook page, Yasmin had two to contribute:
Finally, Team MBL got into it in our private coven message feed:
We know there are more. So many, many more. Share them with us now.
*Heh heh, “box”.